funny
25 okt 2005 9:17
ik weet niet als deze ooit al hier gestaan heeft maar hij is echt wel goed.
vooral naar het einde toe.
Ik heb die mannen eens life bezig gezien in Londen, maar dat is echt wel de moeite.
http://media.putfile.com/prettig_menincoats
vooral naar het einde toe.
Ik heb die mannen eens life bezig gezien in Londen, maar dat is echt wel de moeite.
http://media.putfile.com/prettig_menincoats
25 okt 2005 9:29
Heb er ook nog een ;
Geachte Heer/Mevrouw
Hierbij wil ik U laten weten dat ik mijn abonnement op uw "belastingdienst" wil opzeggen.
Na jarenlange lidmaatschap is mij gebleken dat de voordelen duidelijk niet opwegen tegen de nadelen. De kosten van het lidmaatschap zijn doorgaans erg onvoorspelbaar en eerlijk gezegd heb ik het meestal te druk om de door U toegestuurde lectuur,die veelal niet duidelijk is en bijzonder veel tijd en energie vergt van de abonnee,te lezen.
Mede hierdoor lijkt mij een continuatie van een dergelijk abonnement in deze toch al dure tijden ook niet langer zinnig.
Hierbij verzoek ik U dan ook vriendelijk mijn gegevens per direct uit Uw bestanden te verwijderen en mij niet langer te vervelen met Uw duidelijk herkenbare enveloppen.
Eventueel toch toegestuurde facturen voor de periode 01-01-2006 zullen dan ook niet meer worden voldaan.
Abonneenummer (door U ook wl sofinr. genoemd) 12.345.678
Met vriendelijke groet.............
Geachte Heer/Mevrouw
Hierbij wil ik U laten weten dat ik mijn abonnement op uw "belastingdienst" wil opzeggen.
Na jarenlange lidmaatschap is mij gebleken dat de voordelen duidelijk niet opwegen tegen de nadelen. De kosten van het lidmaatschap zijn doorgaans erg onvoorspelbaar en eerlijk gezegd heb ik het meestal te druk om de door U toegestuurde lectuur,die veelal niet duidelijk is en bijzonder veel tijd en energie vergt van de abonnee,te lezen.
Mede hierdoor lijkt mij een continuatie van een dergelijk abonnement in deze toch al dure tijden ook niet langer zinnig.
Hierbij verzoek ik U dan ook vriendelijk mijn gegevens per direct uit Uw bestanden te verwijderen en mij niet langer te vervelen met Uw duidelijk herkenbare enveloppen.
Eventueel toch toegestuurde facturen voor de periode 01-01-2006 zullen dan ook niet meer worden voldaan.
Abonneenummer (door U ook wl sofinr. genoemd) 12.345.678
Met vriendelijke groet.............
Re: funny
25 okt 2005 12:46
porsche666 schreef:ik weet niet als deze ooit al hier gestaan heeft maar hij is echt wel goed.
vooral naar het einde toe.
Ik heb die mannen eens life bezig gezien in Londen, maar dat is echt wel de moeite.
http://media.putfile.com/prettig_menincoats
Die hebben we al eens HIER een paar Keer voorbij zien komen
Maar het blijft leuk om nog eens te zien
26 okt 2005 0:16
De ene noemt het principe , de ander een Nederlander 
Maar uit principe ga je toch niet zo handelen en laat je de prul liggen ipv meejatten
Maar zo geraken jullie toch echt niet van het imago af hoor
Maar uit principe ga je toch niet zo handelen en laat je de prul liggen ipv meejatten
Maar zo geraken jullie toch echt niet van het imago af hoor
26 okt 2005 7:07
crimineel. in het cachot gooien die man!
26 okt 2005 10:06
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is
down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,
"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
door?"
This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
work, he suddenly notices that his zipper undone. He zipped up and
remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally goes out to ask a cup of coffee from his
secretary. He is planning to have a little fun with her. When he reaches
her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my
jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiles for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I
saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres".
down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,
"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
door?"
This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
work, he suddenly notices that his zipper undone. He zipped up and
remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally goes out to ask a cup of coffee from his
secretary. He is planning to have a little fun with her. When he reaches
her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my
jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiles for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I
saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres".
26 okt 2005 11:38
911-lover schreef:De ene noemt het principe , de ander een Nederlander
Maar uit principe ga je toch niet zo handelen en laat je de prul liggen ipv meejatten
Maar zo geraken jullie toch echt niet van het imago af hoor
Wat de afrondinge betreft, heeft de man 100% gelijk, dit geeft hem echter nog niet het recht om de producten zonder te betalen mee te nemen. Dat sommige mensen geen interesse meer hebben in €0.01 moeten ze zelf weten, maar dan maar afschaffen is gewoon belachelijk.
We spreken hier nog altijd over bijna een 0.5Bef van vroeger.
Ik reken mijn prijzen tot 4 cijfers na de komma
, en het totaal van de factuur tot 2 cijfers. Als ik een factuur maak van € 16.999,99 moet ik echt niet proberen om deze af te ronden naar € 17.000. Waarom zou dit dan wel mogen op een bedrag van €1.99 
26 okt 2005 19:56
ppp 356 schreef:Wat de afrondinge betreft, heeft de man 100% gelijk, dit geeft hem echter nog niet het recht om de producten zonder te betalen mee te nemen. Dat sommige mensen geen interesse meer hebben in €0.01 moeten ze zelf weten, maar dan maar afschaffen is gewoon belachelijk.
We spreken hier nog altijd over bijna een 0.5Bef van vroeger.
Ik reken mijn prijzen tot 4 cijfers na de komma
Hmmm, ik hoor anders niemand zeuren als ze ipv. €1.32, "slechts" €1.30 af hoeven te rekenen...
Lees: De ene keer gaat het omhoog met afronden, de andere keer naar beneden... (pure theorie overigens, dat terzijde!)...
26 okt 2005 21:46
Dus, niet afronden, dan is het altijd juist, en moet er nooit gezeurd worden.
waterbed kopen?? even testen.
27 okt 2005 10:27
27 okt 2005 13:59
Eerste geval van vogelgriep in Parijs !!!
27 okt 2005 14:09
A Teenager is
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday. Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license. A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study. An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes. A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud. A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother. A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
Hard working Penny
Newest son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations. The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise. I see," replied the father-in-law. Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations. I hate office work, said the son-on-law. I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day. Wait a minute, said the father-in-law. I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you? Easy, said the young man. Buy me out.
Computer history of the world
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. And God said Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. And God said Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. And God said I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use Windows. And God said It is not good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs? And the User answered God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless since Windows could replace it. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him--What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to! And God said to Bill Because of what you did, you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows. And God said to the User Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User, you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday. Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license. A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study. An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes. A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud. A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother. A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
Hard working Penny
Newest son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations. The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise. I see," replied the father-in-law. Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations. I hate office work, said the son-on-law. I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day. Wait a minute, said the father-in-law. I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you? Easy, said the young man. Buy me out.
Computer history of the world
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. And God said Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. And God said Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. And God said I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use Windows. And God said It is not good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs? And the User answered God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless since Windows could replace it. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him--What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to! And God said to Bill Because of what you did, you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows. And God said to the User Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User, you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.
27 okt 2005 17:06
paSCal schreef:Hmmm, ik hoor anders niemand zeuren als ze ipv. €1.32, "slechts" €1.30 af hoeven te rekenen...
Lees: De ene keer gaat het omhoog met afronden, de andere keer naar beneden... (pure theorie overigens, dat terzijde!)...
Ik zou onder deze conditie wel eens € 10.000,- willen lenen en af willen betalen in dagelijkse termijnen van €0,02
27 okt 2005 17:12
WdePundert schreef:paSCal schreef:Hmmm, ik hoor anders niemand zeuren als ze ipv. €1.32, "slechts" €1.30 af hoeven te rekenen...
Lees: De ene keer gaat het omhoog met afronden, de andere keer naar beneden... (pure theorie overigens, dat terzijde!)...
Ik zou onder deze conditie wel eens € 10.000,- willen lenen en af willen betalen in dagelijkse termijnen van €0,02
denk niet dat er iemand is die genoegen neemt met een aflossing van 7 euro per jaar renteloos
27 okt 2005 17:19
Volgens de afrondingsregels zou ik dan zelfs die €7,- niet moeten betalen. 
02 nov 2005 15:37
http://www.onzin.com/?p=view&t=video&id=567
Altijd moet je maar aanhoren dat te hard rijden niet goed is... Harder rijden kan echter ook gewoon levens besparen!
gevonden op PF.be
Altijd moet je maar aanhoren dat te hard rijden niet goed is... Harder rijden kan echter ook gewoon levens besparen!
gevonden op PF.be
02 nov 2005 17:03
Een deskundige jury heeft na lang beraad besloten:
'Koos Spee is een jippie!'
Ik begrijp niet dat een deskundige jury, hier lang moet over beraadslagen.
02 nov 2005 17:56
ppp 356 schreef:Ik begrijp niet dat een deskundige jury, hier lang moet over beraadslagen.
Ik wel, want vul in plaats van 'Koos.Spee' maar eens een andere willekeurige naam in....
02 nov 2005 20:39
Making comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
In Computer Heaven: The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell: The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price.
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says No, please show me the next room. Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again. Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes. So the guy says, I'll choose this room. Satan says OK. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, Well, it could be worse, when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says OK tea-break is over. Back on your heads!
Politicians accident
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, Were they all dead? The old farmer replied, Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
In Computer Heaven: The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell: The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price.
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says No, please show me the next room. Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again. Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes. So the guy says, I'll choose this room. Satan says OK. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, Well, it could be worse, when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says OK tea-break is over. Back on your heads!
Politicians accident
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, Were they all dead? The old farmer replied, Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie.
02 nov 2005 23:32
patrick911 schreef:ppp 356 schreef:Ik begrijp niet dat een deskundige jury, hier lang moet over beraadslagen.
Ik wel, want vul in plaats van 'Koos.Spee' maar eens een andere willekeurige naam in....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
03 nov 2005 19:49
Jackass, maar dan een gradatie hoger.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html
Wie zijn billen brand....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html
Wie zijn billen brand....
04 nov 2005 2:21
En deze gif vond ik echt lachen
